OK, so this season of Desperate Housewives seems to have lost its way (not to mention it's become much less Hot since Jesse Metcalfe seems to have disappeared), but if you want a Teri Hatcher fix while the show gets its act together, try reading her new book, Burnt Toast.  

Luckily, it's a memoir, not a cookbook.  If we're not wrong, the basic philosophy is that if two pieces of toast pop out of the toaster and one is burnt, women shouldn't always give the good piece away and eat the burnt toast themselves.  Oprah gives it her thumbs up, saying it's one of the most honest books she's read in a long time.  Now if only the TV show writers would get back to churning out shows that sizzle.

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You have exactly six days to get to New York City- specifically 63rd at 9th Avenue- Lincoln Center, where David Blaine will be attempting to hold his breath for nine minutes underwater.

If you can't get there in person, send him a message at his official website.  Hopefully, they'll be friendlier than the food that got thrown at him when he decided to live in a box hanging over the Thames in London just over two years ago.  Is he Hotter than Houdini?